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Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
break out the O.J....hang out with the pooch...time to check out the Funnies!

Some Lessons in Investing.......

Invest with Wormwood Baine

Hilter Gets a Margin Call

Stephen Invests in Campbell's

Bail Out Aftermath