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Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
break out the O.J....hang out with the pooch...time to check out the Funnies!

Today's theme are the best of the election campaign videos that are brazenly sexistracistrudebiasedlieshostile
antagonisticmisogynisticusingbigtitgonadstogetsomevotesstupid
notfunnydumbbogusspinpunditryinaboxwasteofbits funny.

Changes

The Divisive Campaign Issue

Barack Obama Guarantees Shitty Jobs

Homer Casts His Vote

Synchronized Debating

Pandering

Hair Break

Equal Time: McCain Gets His Own Infomercial