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From an interview with the Dilbert creator:

Q. If Dilbert were real, would he still have a job?

A. No. I'm drawing a series right now where he gets laid off and he has to go through a really tough bunch of interviews to try and get another job. At one point he is asked whether he would take a bullet for a prospective employer and they make him go to a firing range to prove it.

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Obama Win Causes Post Tramatic Sicko Disorder in Obsessive Supporters

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This week is ode to money holes. Now on cable the talking heads are debating....

Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?